Here comes Funny Questions about Life - Part 5! I know, it's hard to believe that I could actually come up with even more high quality, pithy, funny questions while maintaining the low standards of writing you've come to expect from such a hack writer as myself. But it's a living. Well, actually, it's not. It's just one of those things I do to keep people all over the world like yourself amused for at least three minutes or less. Are you ready? Let's do this!
Funny Questions - Group 1: If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2? How do you get off a non-stop flight? If love is blind, why is marriage such an eye opener? Do fish get cramps after eating? How can something be new and improved? When standing in line at the bank, fast food, or ticket line, why do people create two feet of imaginary space between themselves and the person being waited on?
Funny Questions - Cluster 2: Does virgin wool come from ugly sheep? Why do you get a ticket for wreck-less driving? Why are there five syllables in the word "monosyllabic?" Who was the first person to eat an oyster? Cottage cheese? Sour cream? If you jogged backwards, would you gain weight?
Funny Questions - Montage 3: How can you have a civil war? If builders don't like building a 13th floor, why don't authors skip chapter eleven? Why is it that your flashlight is really just a place to hold dead batteries? Why is cargo sent by ships and shipments sent by cars? During a flight, why do people treat those little one ounce pretzel packets like they're something really special?
